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Humor

I have a strong affinity for humor, so I find it my duty to write a little something about it. I’m at Cheshire coffee with my soy latte in hand and all the time in the world to sit and ruminate.  So...

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Sitting in Starbucks, sipping a latte and debating whether or not I’m a...

Image via Wikipedia I’ve been told numerous times by different people that I’m an enigma.  And they actually use that word – enigma.  They say I’m mysterious and they don’t always know what I’m...

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Okay, I’m going to just go ahead and lay it out for y’all

It’s 5:29 A.M and I can’t sleep.  Well, it’s not so much that I can’t sleep, but more like I’m not allowing myself to.  Instead my brain is wide awake forming unwritten blog posts.  Sentences...

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Melanie the Degenerate

Two friends (Photo credit: Wikipedia) I can’t remember the last time I woke up without a hangover. I’ve been drinking a lot since I got back from Nepal because my friends all hate me.  Not only does K...

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Melanie’s late night ramblings

Strawberry Rhubarb Pie Ala Mode (Photo credit: Wikipedia) I never fit in well with women gatherings. Last week I went to a pampered chef party / purse party / birthday party all in one at Kristie’s...

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A little about myself

A late 1990’s, 60 minute Memorex dBS cassette tape with the top cover removed, showing & labeling the insides of the cassette tape. (Photo credit: Wikipedia) A telemarketer called me the other day...

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Another one of Melanie’s drunk moments of clarity. In today’s episode:...

I am terribly engaging to a fault. You know how I fixate on things?  Well, that goes for people too.  I get hooked into conversations that can go on and on for hours with anyone – and I mean ANYONE and...

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No rest for the weary

On top of everything, my two best friends in the entire world are going on vacation without me.  Not only did they not ask, but they refuse to let me come.  My two best friends!  This sent me into a...

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